Bury A Body Christmas Tree Ornament

The Perfect Gift for Your Ride-or-Die Friend

Know someone who'd help you hide the evidence? This "Bury A Body" Christmas Tree Ornament is the gift that says "I'd do anything for you" — with a wink. Hand-crafted from natural wood and laser-engraved right here in our Missouri shop, this ornament celebrates those friendships that go beyond brunch and into "I'll bring the shovel" territory.

Why This Ornament Makes the Perfect Gift

• Best Friend Christmas Gift — For the person who knows all your secrets and keeps them anyway
• True Crime Fan — Perfect for your podcast-obsessed bestie
• Bachelorette Party Favor — A hilarious keepsake for the bride tribe
• Friendsgiving Host Gift — Show up with something they'll actually remember
• White Elephant/Yankee Swap — Guaranteed to get the biggest laugh

Product Details

• Material: Natural wood with laser-engraved design
• Finish: Smooth, hand-finished edges
• Attachment: Pre-drilled hole with twine hanger included
• Made in: High Ridge, Missouri by a small family business
• Personalization: Each ornament is crafted by hand, so slight variations in wood grain make yours one-of-a-kind

Care Instructions

Store in a cool, dry place during the off-season. Avoid prolonged exposure to direct sunlight or moisture to preserve the engraving. Wipe gently with a dry cloth if needed.

Shipping

Free shipping on all orders over $35. Most orders ship within 3-5 business days.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I customize this ornament with names? This design comes as shown, but check out our other ornaments for personalization options, or contact us for custom requests.

What size is this ornament? Approximately 3-4 inches, perfect for standard Christmas tree display.

Is this made from real wood? Yes! Each ornament is laser-cut and engraved from natural wood, giving it an authentic rustic look and feel.

Will the engraving fade? Our laser engraving is permanent and won't rub off. With proper care, your ornament will last for years of holiday memories.

Do you offer bulk orders for gifts? Absolutely! Contact us for pricing on orders of 10 or more.